Tuesday, June 7, 2011

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  • toddybody
    Mar 23, 02:14 PM
    because chiming in like that to an article others find interesting is a juvenile waste of time and bandwidth. its like... i think your mom's boring. relevance? none. nobody cares what random people on the internet think is boring.

    You're totally right, my opinion is wrong and juvenile...while yours is constructive and relevant to the topic at hand. Oh wait... :confused:





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  • Melrose
    Dec 4, 07:17 AM
    Mine.. well, for like a few more days:

    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/64005/downloads/Picture%203.jpg

    snatched it from here (http://www.falconmotorcycles.com/gallery.html)

    girl, girls...

    omg that's so hot. ...what the hell is it? :confused:





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  • DIMEZ
    Dec 15, 10:29 PM
    how do i make my top bar black???
    264123





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  • rien333
    Dec 12, 07:03 AM
    Decided to do some geektooling with my good old power mac, I'm pretty satisfied with the result:

    http://i54.tinypic.com/33yovw3.jpg



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  • EugenexYew
    Apr 25, 06:40 AM
    Reasons to get white iPhone 4:
    1. Contract ends before new release.
    2. Assuming there's a Sept/Oct release, there is a 5/6 month time period, which is like Dec/Jan if it's released in June.
    3. You think iPhone 5 won't be much of a difference.
    4. You really like white.
    5. Your current phone is spoilt.
    6. You had been holding off this whole time.
    7. You feel that it's never ever wrong to get an Apple product regardless of time and/or edition.
    8. You feel that, since everyone's got a black iPhone 4, going white would make you feel more unique and stand out from the crowd.

    Reasons not to get a white iPhone 4:
    1. You have a black iPhone 4.
    2. Your contract probably lasts till after iPhone 5's release.
    3. You desire iPhone 5's soon-to-be-announced ample/drastic improvements.
    4. You prefer black to white.
    5. You don't want to waste your money (yet).
    6. You have the white iPad 2.
    7. You are an Android/BB/WP7 user.
    8. You hate Apple products.

    Probably gonna get a white iPhone 4, call me an idiot for all I care. :D
    I will be contented with my purchase. *that is unless, the paint still drops off*





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  • edesignuk
    Aug 13, 03:55 PM
    I like that a lot.



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  • Peel
    Jul 27, 01:44 AM
    I guess I'm not as much of a purist as some here. I make DVDs off EyeTV digital HD broadcast recordings with Toast 7 and they look and sound very close to the original HD broadcasts on my 24" Dell 1920 x 1200 display. I cannot see much nor hear any difference.

    Call me old fashioned but I just don't see why I would want Blu-ray or HD-DVD until they are cost competitive with good old fashioned single layer 4.38 GB DVDs. :rolleyes:

    Well maybe on the 24" screen, but go to play it on a 42" or larger plasma monitor, and the difference will become apparent. On the 24" screen you've got a pitch of about 92 ppi, the plasma screens run from 53 ppi for the 42" down to 37 ppi on a 60" screen (remember the resolution doesn't change, just the screen size). On these less dense screens, the full resolution of the HD image, along with the greater color depth that HD provides over NTSC is significant.





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  • poppe
    Jul 26, 07:28 PM
    Man you need EyeTV2 with an EyeTV 500 Digital Broadcast reccorder. You don't need no stinkin HDMI and it plays beautiful 1080p on any 24" Apple or Dell Display from your 1.25GHz G4 without choking at all.

    Ooo that sounds nice... have to look in to that...



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  • Xavier
    Sep 29, 10:28 AM
    Maybe i'll send an email over to Peugeot and see what they are willing to tell me.

    I will post back here for anyone else that is interested





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  • R94N
    Jan 12, 04:00 PM
    I like the new front end design on VW's cars.



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  • swagi
    Apr 29, 11:05 AM
    One of the patents:
    Mobile telephone capable of displaying world time and method for controlling the same

    An apparatus and method for calculating and displaying local time for a plurality of cities in the world. The apparatus includes a memory for storing Greenwich mean time (GMT) information for each of the plurality of cities. The apparatus sets a reference time and counts the time that elapses from when the reference time is set. The apparatus calculates a local time of a city selected by a user, which is based on a difference between the GMT of the selected city and the GMT of a present location of the apparatus, the reference time and the counted elapsed time. The reference time may be either a time set by the user or a system time acquired from a signal generated from a remote system.
    How can companies get patents for such trivial algorithms???

    Just FYI I bolded out the most specific part. You do realize that there are still phones not capable of setting the time remotely? I still use an old Nokia phone that has no automatic time syncing.

    Either you really think it's a trivial implementation to acquire a time-signal over the cell network or you just haven't grasped the concept of the patent.

    And btw: How can a company hold a patent for a swipe gesture to unlock the screen? How is that more sophisticated.





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  • ucfgrad93
    Feb 7, 12:25 PM
    On my MBP.



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  • ninewhereman
    Mar 16, 11:42 PM
    Get a video converter and plug it into your computer. You can get them usb. Hook up your console to the dongle and rip away? Little confused what is SC?





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  • edesignuk
    Oct 12, 03:48 PM
    http://upload.yo-momma.net/uploads/macros/homerrepost.jpg
    http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=92638&highlight=cherryos



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  • GreatestDane
    Feb 5, 12:21 PM
    Here ya go!

    http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=think%20different%20wallpaper&order=9&offset=24#/d21vklh

    Thank you!





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  • Samuriajackon
    Mar 10, 07:24 AM
    It's okay, not like my iPhone which i miss....I think I'd like my work phone if my boss's would quite calling it. :D

    http://i814.photobucket.com/albums/zz63/koulmj11/phone.png
    http://i814.photobucket.com/albums/zz63/koulmj11/LG-Vortex-All.jpg



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  • katie ta achoo
    Sep 26, 12:08 PM
    Again it seems society differs between the US and many other places. I could legally drink in restaurants with my parents and I think it's legal to drink from 16years when you're having a meal with at least one person over 18years at the discretion of the restaurant although most won't serve to protect their own license.


    In the US, we seem to be really uptight about stuff.

    Our sex-ed is highly abstinence-based, IF YOU HAVE IT. (I'm a senior, and I've only had the talk in fifth grade "your body is changing" That was the closest thing I ever got to sex ed.. and it wasn't really. YEEHAW TEXAS!!)

    it's just... weird. <snarky>I blame canada. ;)</snarky>

    When I was in washington state, my dad went into a bar to grab a smoke and a drink (OK, it sounds like abandonment, but it wasn't :rolleyes: I just live with his vices.. *sigh*) they wouldn't even LET ME IN. I told the woman several times "I don't want to drink or smoke, and I probably won't once I hit the age at which I legally can"
    So, she had to ESCORT ME TO MY FATHER. Because "OMG!1!! (at the time) ~14 YEAR OLD AROUND BOOZE!11! SHE'LL GET DRUNK IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES 2 DRINK!"
    Argh.





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  • Blue Fox
    Apr 27, 05:04 PM
    Like it was said in other forms (and also by myself), it was blown hugely out of proportion, and a week from now, no one will even care about it anymore.





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  • neut
    Feb 15, 12:04 PM
    I haven't seen any ruffled feathers yet, except maybe on the free merchandise spammers.

    maybe those guys should start making banner ads if they want to get onto MacRumors with their free crap.


    peace | neut





    acfusion29
    Mar 26, 09:53 PM
    I realize that you didn't question the legality but another poster (that I originally quoted) did. I am aware that the buyer will not be required to pay, and he shouldn't be. I just can't stand people that automatically declare something illegal because they think it is wrong. It seems to be a common practice these days.

    too many immature people on this board, and people who think they know everything about everything :p which is why i haven't posted much over the past couple of months.





    Doctor Q
    Aug 21, 10:40 AM
    Here's an extra avatar for you today, Vector:





    BC2009
    Apr 13, 10:41 AM
    The screen may not change on the next revision. So there may be no need to change production.

    Exactly my thoughts.





    rhodest
    Nov 27, 10:46 PM
    sorry, i thought i put that in there. Its a single 733 processor and the stock video card





    untypoed
    Apr 1, 05:26 PM
    It's the official twitter for mac app. It can be downloaded for free in the Mac App Store. (http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/twitter/id409789998?mt=12)
    Thanks
    Unfortunately I have Leopard. Don't know if there's a good Snow Leopard Hackintosh for my laptop. Blahh.



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